Customer

 

An Asian woman entered a shop, the English salesman asked, “Ma’am what are you looking for today?’

The woman in her Asian accent, “Do you sell rape?”

“What! No. Please look elsewhere,” the shocked salesman replied.

The woman went out but returned in a few minutes, agitated. Pointing to a nearby shop, she said, “that man say you sell rape.”

 

 

The salesman was puzzled, is this lady trying to set him up? Should he call the police?

The lady brought out a box from her bag and pointing at some fancy papers said, “Here, rape.”

 

 

 

 

“OMG that is wrapping paper”

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About Sanjoy Dutt

Sanjoy Dutt, an engineer, and a linguist is passionate about traveling and writing. He has lived and worked in various places in India and Nepal and now lives in America. While exposed to the struggles of life in early childhood he is a strong believer that challenges in life makes you stronger. He and his wife Lindsay enjoy exploring areas of the US and occasionally struggle with the pots and pans in the kitchen. Sometimes the experiments are delightful.​ Sanjoy has written travelogues and short stories for various journals in Bengali and English. As a child, Sanjoy loved drawing pictures. He has done all the illustrations for his book 'Calcutta in Shorts'.
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